The AI-powered singing coffee pot that everybody hates

Commissioned works division · single release

COFFEE LOW · PERFORMED AUG 26, 2026

Make the Next Pot

A Broadway-scale brass finale enshrines the break-room constitution: whoever finishes the pathetic puddle inherits brewing duty.

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AN ORIGINAL FIFTEEN-SECOND SONG, COMMISSIONED BY THE POT AND PERFORMED TO THE WHOLE OFFICE.