The office anthem desk
NOW PLAYING
15SEC
AUTOMATED HUMILIATION
The dignified sound of silence
No song is playing. The speaker is gathering strength.
An unnecessarily connected appliance
YOUR COFFEE POT
HAS A SOUNDTRACK.
It weighs the coffee. It judges your decisions. It commissions a new fifteen-second song every time civilization is restored.
CURRENT VERDICTINVESTIGATING
CUPS REMAINING—
POT WEIGHT—g
LAST BREW—
Immutable-ish record
POT INCIDENTS
- Interrogating the appliance…
The permanent record of bad decisions
BACK CATALOG
Dusting off the tiny gold records…
The process
THREE STEPS TO
CAFFEINATED DIGNITY
01
BREW
Athom detects the pot’s power draw because a normal button was apparently too peaceful.
02
WEIGH
The scale estimates cups remaining. This number will be disputed by at least one engineer.
03
SING
A fresh song plays through a Bluetooth speaker. There is no product-market fit. Only music.